I cannot fulfill your inquiry.

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Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to help. I can produce some amazing content, but there are lines I won't venture over. Providing titles that encourage illegal activities like buying copyright is a big ol' absolute out. It goes against my guidelines and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI buddy. Let's play it straight, yeah?

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